| Sheet 1 | McGovern vs. McLaughlin | |
| With all the MCs around here, this is either a rap battle or an episode of Highlander. A quick kilt check will tell you which it is. McGovern is hot off a well needed bye week, while McLaughlin is trying to regain their early season momentum. There can be only one in this clash of clans, and I’m feeling like McGovern will emerge victorious with heart, faith, and steel. | ||
| Sheet 2 | Lickteig vs. Trygstad | |
| Another classic matchup on sheet two, but they’ll need to focus on their game and not the fluttering of kilts and clanking of broadswords from the neighboring ice. Lickteig’s reign of terror may come to an end this week if Trygstad can keep their heads in the game. Ultimately however, the school yard bullies will walk away with the lunch money again this week. | ||
| Sheet 3 | Rohde vs. Ritt | |
| I’m calling this one the match of the week. I see a lot of great back and forth action from two well matched opponents. This one ends on the final stone with lots of glass banging from the mezzanine. A win for Rhode will tie these two up in the standings. | ||
| Sheet 4 | Rubbelke vs. Schmidt | |
| The scouting report from the locker room indicates that team Schmidt may be back to full capacity this week. Rubbelke no doubt will take this into account as their analytics team formulates a strategy. In the end, data will prevail and Rubbelke will hang the W. | ||
| Sheet 5 | Jansen vs. Olson | |
| Old Gill needs this. | ||
| Sheet 6 | perpich vs. Walsh | |
| Don’t forget about sheet six when you’re deciding which game to watch on the stream Thursday morning at work. These two teams are more impressive than their records reflect and I think their similar styles will result in a very entertaining match for all of us. Low scoring but dramatic in the retelling. Perpich wins by playing the long game. | ||
| Sheet 7 | Wenzel vs. Long | |
| We all long for the days when Long were the youthful, wide eyed neices and nephews of the league but now it feels more like season five of Stranger Things, everybody’s growing up! (and we don’t know how to feel about it) This week they face Vecna in a seeminly impossible matchup, but somehow there is hope. Somebody fill a tub with salt water and crank up the Kate Bush, the league of Hawkins needs a Long win. Apologies to Wenzel, you’re not really Vecna level evil, but it’s easy to villify those on top. | ||
| Sheet 8 | Futterer vs. Schwartz | |
| Sadly, the teams on sheet eight were not informed about the bombast occuring on sheet seven. They will all get pulled into the Upside down and become a collection of “missing curler” posters on the club bulletin board. Schwartz wins by default. | ||
| Bye | Kavanaugh | |
| Bye | Ostrosky | |
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